Of Dogs and the Trump Bible

In the Trump Bible, in the Gospel of Trump, the rather unorthodox holy book tells us:

“With what judgment shall you judge, and with what measure shall you mete? Choose carefully, because when you bring the hammer down, people need to know about it. Don’t throw that which is worthy to the dogs, and don’t cast your pearls to the pigs, either. Keep the riff raff out by charging a high membership fee. Then, just knock, and the door will open for you. The world will be your oyster!”

Now, for myself, I’m a big fan of dogs. I can’t think of anyone better to throw something worthy to than a dog. Throw your most tender vittles before your hound. Do you deserve them more?

There is nothing more worthy than a good dog.